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kids, here is something i wish my dad had told me. the longest pause you’ll ever experience in your life is the one following asking the question: will you marry me? your brain goes into override, imagining every possible response. 

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soundlyawake:

he has no idea

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

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yesthisiskenzie:

sluttyoliveoil:

instant wish gratification

this made me cry

yesthisiskenzie:

sluttyoliveoil:

instant wish gratification

this made me cry

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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skmox:


look pretty, play dirty 💋